Well, conspiracy is too kind. Conspiracy implies that the left-wingers are secretive about their distaste for the right-wing. Conspiracy implies that they are hiding underground, wearing dark masks and whispering. In fact, the vast left-wing is doing no such thing. For example: today I was watching Eli Stone. For those who don’t know what, or who, Eli Stone is, well it’s a TV show. The main character is named -surprise- Eli Stone. He’s a corporate lawyer who has “reformed” himself after he develops an aneurysm and begins to see visions, presumably from God. That’s well and good and everything. I mean, visions from God are great I’m sure, and when they inspire you to become a better person, well that’s even more fantastic! But today Eli Stone got a little ugly. As is prone for most, if not all, TV shows, the right-wing side of the planet is placed in an ugly light. Those who wear American flag pins are deemed as stupid, obnoxious, and close-minded. Characters who claim to be conservative are usually seen as hateful, cold, and without hearts, as in the case of Bree on Desperate Housewives. And Eli Stone is no exception. Today his secretary, Patti, makes a comment on the case of two gay chimps. Yes, I said gay and I said chimps. Don’t ask. Anyway, Patti says that it’s because of the “close minded, right-wing fundamentalists” that the chimps can’t be together. Now this is stupid for several reasons. First, because ABC is so clearly desperate for its viewers to see them as open-minded and open-to-everything, they have written one of the most ridiculous episodes I’ve ever seen. Second, because as everyone knows, despite our “95% gene similarities”, chimpanzees and humans are two very different creatures and therefore should be treated as such. For ABC to compare chimpanzees and humans both left and right-wingers should both be offended. I don’t care what an evolutionist says, I’m not a chimpanzee nor part of its species.
Now of course I may be wrong about this, but perhaps the reason the two gay chimpanzees were not allowed together is maybe because it’s unrealistic? One of the fundamental theories of biology is the species which reproduces the most is the most successful. So maybe the reason that two gay chimpanzees would not be allowed together is because it’s biologically unsound. For one species to survive, never mind how it’s born, or it’s sexuality choice, the fact still remains that in order to reproduce, a male and a female must both do the honors of reproducing. I don’t think that such a thing as a gay chimpanzee exists. If that were the case, then chimpanzees would have been extinct long ago. On the other hand, what I do think exists is a left-wing conspiracy to demote the right wing in any way, shape, or form. In their practice of preaching tolerance and peace, they have forgotten to include the conservatives whom they terrorize and disrespect on any chance they get. What’s so open-minded about that?
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